An i-Ready i-Reckoning

A six-part critical investigation into ed-tech giant Curriculum Associates and its flagship product i-Ready, which is mandatory for 14 million American primary school students.

i-Ready i-Reckoning by John Allen Wooden: K-13 Students Enter the i-Ready Meatgrinder
Composite Slop-Art by John Allen Wooden, Incorporating Gen-AI Dreck from Adobe Firefly & Google Gemini. No Rights Reserved.

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i-Ready: Blue Ribbon Brain Rot by John Allen Wooden

Part 1: i-Ready: the Ed-Tech Snake Oil Making Kids Dumber

How Curriculum Associates’ e-learning juggernaut sucks the life out of classrooms, making kids and teachers miserable.


i-Ready's "Extraordinary Educators" Scam Turning Young Teachers Into i-Ready Shills - by John Allen Wooden

Part 2: The “Extraordinary Educators” Scam Turning Young Teachers Into Ed-Tech Shills

How i-Ready publisher Curriculum Associates exploits educators for publicity and profit using bogus awards and luxury junkets.


Part 3: i-Ready and John Hattie: A Marriage Made in Huckster Heaven

How a pseudoscience learning guru helps Curriculum Associates peddle video game addiction to fad-prone educators.


Part 4:

Coming May, 2026


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About John Allen Wooden:

Howdy. I’m a tech-traitorous writer, satirist, creative director, and dad based in Los Angeles. Having done hard time in big online media, late night TV, ad agencies, politics, and parenting, I created Epostasy as my little lab for gleefully dismembering all those self-important things. Check out my tech-skeptical kids book series, Screen Time Tales, along with other projects at johnallenwooden.com